Monday, November 24, 2008

Propped Me Up on the table Like a Mannequin

"Mommy? Can you draw a picture of me? Please?"

"Why don't you do that yourself Dar?"

"Please? Please?"

"Okay."

"Here you go. Now, draw my face.... don't forget my hair! And my ears... good job Mommy! Now, don't forget my neck and my body... and my arms... and my legs... and don't forget my penis, Mommy! MY PENIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!"

15 comments:

Chickenbells said...

...gosh, if he feels that way about it now...

*snicker*

Susan said...

"giggle"...Yep, he's part of the male species all right...

Susan said...

"giggle"...Yep, he's part of the male species all right...

Ami said...

IS it now?

MichelleB said...

It's amazing how early they decide that, isn't it?

kristi said...

That's hysterical! But I hope he doesn't start giving you a running commentary on what his penis thinks, like some boys I could mention. ("Mr. Penis doesn't like underwear. He wants to be able to see!" Ack.)

Skye said...

Thank you so much for letting me know what I have to look forward to. Bitch.

mommymae said...

that is hilarious!

Andrea said...

OMG boys are so penis obsessed. Last week my son made a bat out of his scrotum, it was hilarious, but of course I could not laugh because I do not want to encourage impromptu scrotum sculptures.

Liz said...

He he he... he sounds like my son. We regularly hear about his penis.

tonkelu said...

Well duh. Sheesh mom!

*giggle*

Rebecca F. said...

My husband would agree!

Jessica said...

Spoken like a true man.....

ella said...

so true, so true.

Renee said...

Because you have to draw genitalia in every picture, right? Did I spell that right?