Saturday, December 31, 2005

2005 Sucked Ass

2005 was not a good year for us; we are one happy family that this year is over.

Tomorrow we shall be dining on black eyed peas (for good luck) and ham (for they push their snouts forward in the dirt); additionally, we will not be having any chicken (because they scratch the dirt backwards).

Hey! We need all the help we can get to make 2006 a fantabulous year.

May you and your family have a Happy New Year as well!

2 comments:

marshamlow said...

We had black eyed peas with ham, and cabbage for money. Happy New Year!

Jen said...

I hope your black eyed peas bring you good luck! I ate mine, ATE EXTRA, and yesterday my van wouldn't start. Hmmmm. Is there a southern board of tradition I can contact??