Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Whatcha Talkin' Bout, Willis?

So, my doctor called me today (okay, actually his nurse; whom I love) to tell me I am allergic to wheat.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I am not the allergic person in this household. Darwin is.

Uh, nope. Turns out I am too.

So I am in mourning... no more cakes. No more cookies. No more pasta. No more bread.





What's that you say?

Whiskey is made of wheat?

OH, HELL NO!

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