Monday, June 25, 2007

Pardon Me While I Burst into Flames

While tooting around on the internet this weekend (yes, tooting), I came across the most particular website that rates your site much like the movies. You know, G, PG, PG-13.

Go ahead and guess how they rated mine. Go on, guess.

















Guess.


























Seriously, guess.





































Are you ready?



































What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating


::blink, blink::

Oh, wait. It gets better.

They go on to reason why I get to be rated as NC-17.

They claim....

"This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • shit (10x)
  • ass (4x)
  • dangerous (2x)
  • zombie (1x)
Are they kidding me with this shit? Seriously?

You know, zombies is the one that put me over the edge. I just know it. Fucking zombies.

I wonder if I blame Monica for this.

22 comments:

Chickenbells said...

Yeah, you always get in trouble with zombies (just look at Sean of the Dead) It's no laughing matter.

beki said...

That zombie one threw me for a loop. I got a G rating with the words "crap" and "zombie" showing up.

PamKittyMorning said...

I was hit with Zombie's as well, but still got just a G. I need to spice it up a bit.

kristi said...

They didn't even count the f-words? That's fucked up.

Michelle said...

That is hysterical! We all knew all those other swear words meant nothing!

happy zombie said...

HA! Just doin' what I can to spread the NC-17 love.

Monica
aka the happy deceased on a round trip ticket.

PS... I love, love, love, love, love your new banner!

Heidijayhawk said...

that just makes me fell fuckin naughty for reading it! what a crack up!

kirsten said...

i got a G. no bad words.
surprise, surprise.

(ooooh!!! you said ZOMBIE!!! I'm telling!)

Mirre said...

No-one under 30 should be allowed to read your blog... all that stuff about zombies!!

amy h said...

That is really funny. Zombies??? OK.

Mary said...

That? Is cracking me up! It's all Monica's fault, obviously.

lera said...

It is funny that with all the other words you use, that zombie and dangerous are listed! Hmmm.

tracey petersen said...

Delurking to say

zombies are indeed ruining society. There is nothing wrong with the world that a few less zombies wouldn't fix!

SuzyQ said...

http://mingle2.com/zombie-quiz


The same website offers a

"What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?" I'd love to hear your score! LOL. I only got 37%. Not good....

Chara Michele said...

Too funny! :)

Renee said...

That shit cracked my ass up, zombie.

nuttnbunny said...

What kind of visitors are going to show up when they google Fucking Zombies :-)

I'm still "g" rated for my death 1x usage. I'm way too dull dull dullsky.

Erin said...

Hee hee - I can't believe you didn't know Zombie was a bad word!! Curiousity got the better of me I had to go and see what my blog was rated. I am jealous, I only got a G for General. Guess my blogs too boring!

Jodi Renshaw said...

I got a G rating too ... with a claim that I have used the word Zombie. I swear, though I have nothing against zombies per say ... I have NEVER used that word on my blog. Conspiracy!!

~ Jodi

TinkerBlue said...

I got a G rating, so did hubby. Of course neither of us used Zombies, so that's probably what saved us!

samantha said...

must remember not to mention Zombie in front of Miss L - never now what she might pick up and start using in public :)

estea said...

damn.

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